What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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