So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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