Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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