Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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