Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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