If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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