I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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