Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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