I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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