I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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