its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
wakey wakey hands off snakey
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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