Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
