They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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