Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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