Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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