I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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