thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
cat food counts as protein by the way
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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