She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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