You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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