But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just forgot I was standing up.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
