Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
