Me too!
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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