Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
sex in a hospital.. check
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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