He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
