I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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