I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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