we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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