where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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