How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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