So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Then you guys just all showered together...?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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