no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just found puke in my bra..
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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