but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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