At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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