I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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