Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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