sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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