Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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