apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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