If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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