I'm drive I can fine osifer
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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