You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Is that strawberry winking at me??
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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