Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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