doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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