Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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