i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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