Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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