My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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