my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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