white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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