Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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