And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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