big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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