I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Your cock deserves a montage
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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