did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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