I don't think brook has ever known best
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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