Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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