it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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