Already got asked if we're dating
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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