How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Randomize