Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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