I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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